BREAKING: Vince Foster Murder Solved

After an extensive new investigation into the murder of Vince Foster that included a new autopsy and many attempts by interested parties to cover up the truth, the case has finally been solved. The FBI in conjunction with Trey Gowdy’s congressional committee has concluded that Foster was murdered to cover the crimes of Bill and Hillary Clinton.

The problem is, they don’t have enough evidence to charge the power couple. What they do have, however, is the assassin who pulled the trigger in custody and being questioned. If he wants to avoid a lethal needle in his arm he’ll give up the Clintons and turn state’s evidence.

The man is 61-year-old Marcus D. Lerio Sr., a long-time associate of the Clintons who spent many years on their payroll. According to a spokesman for James Comey’s office, Lerio has confessed to the killing after bullets recovered from Foster’s exhumed corpse were matched to a gun he still owns. The small-caliber weapon was taken in a warrant search of his home and entered into evidence.

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Unfortunately, Lerio is maintaining that he killed Foster over a personal disagreement that had nothing to do with the Clintons and not as a contract hit. Investigators are hoping to match the gun to other mysterious deaths surrounding the Clintons for the past 30 years. If convicted, Lerio will face the death penalty unless he turns his bosses in.


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